A lot of screams for so little wool, said the man who sheared the pig– Let The Right One In
So I went to the beach today, and I got super sunburnt. I’m a crazy lobster red and my flight to the Bahama’s is in 3 days. There’s no way I’m being red with green hair, I’m dying my hair toniiiiiiiight
Condoms and a CD, the best combo– Phoenix Parisella
Not to sound like a whiny bitch or anything, but birth control seriously sucks ass.
Toucha toucha toucha touch me →
I tried to dye my hair blue. Well ‘Blue Lagoon’, according to the Punky Colour label. It came out a murky green. My friend Matthew said I looked like a Mermaid, then my other friend Lianne said I looked like a Zombie. So now I’m a fucking zombie mermaid. Thank goodness my boyfriend is colour-blind.
Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over...– The Picture of Dorian Grey
Yep. First post. It’s true. This is the first one. You’re very observant, aren’t chuuuuu?