I have fingernails.

Yeggus, it's true, fingernails.

September 1, 2014 4:35 pm 4:32 pm

ive stolen this line and used it so many times


ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via heartheirwhispers)

4:13 pm


the word “hoe” gets thrown around way too loosely I did not religiously suck dick to share that title with you virgins running a porn blog

(via driveshaftgroupie)

4:13 pm



if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via mysisterknowsmyblog)

4:11 pm
  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
4:10 pm



what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

(via mysisterknowsmyblog)

August 29, 2014 1:21 pm
1:21 pm

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via 42wallabywaysydne)

1:18 pm
"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."

(Source: beautyinthebellejar, via onionjulius)

1:17 pm




girls are made of sunshine people who dont fit into the gender binary are made of stardust

but what are boys made out of


(via waxscentedcandles)