Office by Alex Penny
Yeggus, it's true, fingernails.
I loooooove the Little Mermaid so much <3
(Source: leilockheart)
Best Mother’s Day Card ever! Oh kids <3
Anonymous: What's your favourite swear word?
Probably ‘fuckshit’, which I usually say when I drop something or trip over something or stub by toe. Sometimes I’ll switch it up and say ‘shitfuck’. I also very much enjoy calling people a ‘cuntface’.
I actually could noooooot stop laughing at this - might have to do with the fact that I saw it at like 4 in the morning and was super sleep deprived
I don’t trust it one bit…
I watch way too much Toddlers and Tiaras at the gym, I’m not even kidding.
Adorable!
If I was the teacher, I would have given him the bonus mark!
HITLER ON A SNOW SLED!
Anonymous: What's the longest you've ever gone without sleeping? Eating?
The longest I’ve ever gone without sleeping is about 3 nights in a row, so I’d say a little over 55 hours maybe. This is with the energizing help of Exstacy though - I went through a little pill-popping phase in grade 9 (I occasionally still use, but not nearly as much as I used to). The longest I’ve ever gone without eating is about 7 days. I sometimes go on these ‘juice kicks’ where I’ll only have juice for 7 days in order to clear out my system and whatever, it’s perfectly healthy.
