I have fingernails.

Yeggus, it's true, fingernails.

July 15, 2014 3:21 pm

An Actual Conversation With My Boyfrond

  • Boyfrond: I Love you
  • Me: What if I got a bowl cut?
  • Boyfrond: Then I'd stop loving you
  • Me: You're so mean! I'd probably still love you if you got a bowl cut!
  • Boyfrond: That's because I'd look amazing with one
  • This was the first time he has ever said he loved me, this is what Tumblr has done to my relationship
 
July 13, 2014 8:16 pm
You wish you were me

You wish you were me

 
1:00 pm
"She was so saturated with the elements of all kinds that she came to standstill and stood goofy on the porch with me"

Jack Kerouac
 
July 12, 2014 12:00 pm
"Everybody looked like a broken-down movie extra; a withered starlet, disenchanted stunt men, midget auto racers, poignant Californian characters with their end-of-the-continent sadness, handsome decadent Casanovish men, puffy-eyes motel blondes, hustlers, pimps, whores, masseurs, bellhops, a lemon lot and how’s a man going to make a living with a gang like that"

Jack Kerouac
 
July 11, 2014 11:00 pm
"And for just a moment I had reached the point of ecstasy that I always wanted to reach and which was the complete step across chronological time into timeless shadows, and the wonderment in the bleakness of the mortal realm, and the sensation of death kicking at my heels to move on, with a phantom dogging its own heels, and myself hurrying to a plank where all the angels dove off and flew into infinity"

Jack Kerouac
 
8:43 pm
Look what I found on my bed at camp after a long day :D

Look what I found on my bed at camp after a long day :D

 
July 9, 2014 11:00 pm
"My whole wretched life swam before my weary eyes, and I realized no matter what you do it’s bound to be a waste of time in the end so you might as well go mad. All I wanted was to drown my soul in my wife’s soul and reach her through the tangle of shrouds which is flesh in bed"

Jack Kerouac
 
July 7, 2014 8:41 pm
My coworker’s faaaaabulous mustache!

My coworker’s faaaaabulous mustache!

 
2:00 pm
"I believe in a good home, in sane and sound livings, in good food, good times, work, faith and hope. I have always believed in these things. It was with some amazement that I realized I was one of the few people in the world who really believed in these things without going around making a dull middleclass philosophy out of it. I was suddenly left with nothing in my hands but a handful of crazy stars"

Jack Kerouac
 
July 6, 2014 12:00 am
"Goddamit everybody in the world wants an explanation for your acts and for your very being"

Jack Kerouac